annefrankisgod:

ॐ☯死亡☯ॐ
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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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earloffabulousness:

Person: You should try dressing normal for once

Me:image

treerings-sing:

This is perfect.
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cracked:

Like you and your worst enemy…will! Maybe!
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